why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Netball.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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clamidia

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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pussy enough said

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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