What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A black man without problems.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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