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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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