So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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