why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Netball.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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