A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Womens Basketball.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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pussy enough said

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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