Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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anti-joke teehee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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