there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Politics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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