- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Your eye color is very unique.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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