- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

YOLO

This is a joke for Homeless people:

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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