knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Itookasipasoda

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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i like pie

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Hey, you have small hands.

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