- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

BUT HWY?

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

That's as gay as AIDS.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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