What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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