whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Women's Rights

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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