Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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who farted i did :]

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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