- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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