Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

A black man without problems.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

I like turtoes.

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