I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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