So a baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what is white and red all over? a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

thumb_up thumb_down -89

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

thumb_up thumb_down +98

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Magic Johnson has AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +36

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

thumb_up thumb_down +34

a man walks into a bar and dies

thumb_up thumb_down +32

I like boys!!!!! CC

thumb_up thumb_down +32

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Diana and victoria

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops