Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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thumbs up!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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