What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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hi im paul!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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minorities

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Animal

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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The joke below me is retarded

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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