Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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your mom

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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