- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

How Long is a Chinese name.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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