- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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