What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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