Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Womens rights

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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