- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

i like pie

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

A black guy gets arrested...

what happens when you wake up inception

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

My mom touched my wiener : \

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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