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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Womens rights

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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