- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

My wife has terminal cancer.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A black guy gets arrested...

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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