Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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i like pie

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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