- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

knock knock. no one's home..

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

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