Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Libraries.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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