Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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