What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Hi my name is Bob

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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