- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Gale swallows.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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