What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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The NBA lockout

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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