why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Jesus

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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