why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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anti-joke teehee

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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hi

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thumbs up!

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Runescape.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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