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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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lebron

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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