What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Dick Chaney

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Jesus wept.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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acuna

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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