Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Jesus wept.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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acuna

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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hi

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Runescape.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Anti Joke

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