Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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