Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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thumbs up!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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