Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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The NBA lockout

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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girls basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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