A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Hi Adam,

Libraries.

Whats 9 + 10 19

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Your mother is so fat.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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