Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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lebron

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Sarah Palin

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i like pie

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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