whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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your mom

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Miami Heat.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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