- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

A horse walked into a barn...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

9/11

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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