Politics.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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BUT HWY?

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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