Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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9/11

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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