when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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