What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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