What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Chikin nuggets

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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pedophile

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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