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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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