You're on fire.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Sarah Palin

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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