Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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