What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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