- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Hi Adam,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Asian NASCAR.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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