Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Yo Mamma

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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