Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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