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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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