How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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my names jim haha

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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