What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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you.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Miami Heat.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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