What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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69.9

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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The Colts this year.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Anti Joke

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