Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Jesus

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Runescape.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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