Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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FIRE!!

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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