What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Arrow to the Knee

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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