- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Knock, Knock. Come in.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

America Votes

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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