What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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America Votes

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Dick Chaney

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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