well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What rhymes with you? You.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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women's rights

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Obama 2012

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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