Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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womens sports...

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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