- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Arrow to the Knee

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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