Religion

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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