A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Anti Joke

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