Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A man walks around a bar.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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equality for women

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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lebron

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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The NBA lockout

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