- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What rhymes with you? You.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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