What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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whats black. an african american person

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you.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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