why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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penis

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Kony 2012

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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