- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

how do you make a joke act like yourself

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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