Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Anti Joke

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