Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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