Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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