(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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