Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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a Jew had a small nose

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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You.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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penis

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