- Anti Joke

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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