Where do bananas come from? Mexico

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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