What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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whats annoying and black? black people

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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