What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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