A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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what the hell happened to your face

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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