Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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poop.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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penis

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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I've got a boner

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Anti Joke

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