What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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make me a sandwich!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Boom.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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I've got a boner

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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