- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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