How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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make me a sandwich!

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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