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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

i was molested.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

someone called a frog a frog

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