- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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