What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What?

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Women's Rights

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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