- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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