Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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