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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

GIVE

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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