- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

An irishman walks out of a pub

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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