Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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