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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Cole is "good" at soccer

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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