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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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hi hi strager danger

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Lacrosse

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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