Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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am i invited to party? no

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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