Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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