Cole is "good" at soccer

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Anti Joke

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