- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

???????????? WTF?

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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