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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A seal walks into a club...

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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pubic lice.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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