A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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my bubbles!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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