What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

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