Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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black people. that is all...

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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LIKE THIS!

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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im gay because im gay

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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am i invited to party? no

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

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