What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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